Thursday, March 29, 2007

Si Pengecut dan Si Tahi

Someone tried to re-add me to his/her YM contact list today. I use the term re-add, for that person had been blocked from seeing me online some time ago. And so, i denied the request. And then that person attempted the same request again. So again, i denied the request. Then that person sent me a couple of messages (you can still send messages even if the receiver is not in your YM contact list, right?).

xxxxxx03 (29/03/2007 14:46:07): aku ade hal nk ckp ngn ko
xxxxxx03 (29/03/2007 14:48:09): bojol
xxxxxx03 (29/03/2007 14:48:18): aku nk ckp ngn ko
xxxxxx03 (29/03/2007 14:50:30): ko takut nak ckp ngn aku?
xxxxxx03 (29/03/2007 14:50:40): jgn jd pengecut k
xxxxxx03 (29/03/2007 14:50:44): be a man la

And i was like, "what the fuck?". Then that person tried again, and much to that person's disappointment, i still denied the request.

Now people, answer this: why do we avoid stepping on shit?
It's because it's smelly and filthy and yucksy and bluekky and ... shitty, right?
Not because we're afraid of it, right?

"there's a reason u flush the shit into toilet"
--> ayat ni sumbangan azmir (see? bad influence!)

So, to that particular person (cant believe i'm wishing that you're reading this!), just say whatever the fuck you wanna say, but dont bother trying to add me to your contact list. i dont wanna step on shit.

Sekian, terima kasih.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Kill Me

i like her, so very much.
is it love? i dont know.
but... oh well, nevermind.

Azmir is a Bad Influence!

Assalamualaikum..

Behold! my msn chat log....

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[15:03:14] Azmir: babliography essay ni mmg kecccoh sial
[15:14:54] Azmir: apo nih
[15:14:57] Transfer of "Ustaz Dr Badrul Amin - Alunan Zikir Munajat.mp3" is complete.
[15:15:09] Bojol: larajiwa
[15:15:10] Azmir: eh ni ko dah bagi aku dulu laaa
[15:15:15] Bojol: dulu
[15:15:16] Azmir: ade dlm iriver aku
[15:15:17] Azmir: hoho
[15:15:24] Azmir: eh
[15:15:26] Azmir: ke SE
[15:15:26] Bojol: ni versi hi-q
[15:15:32] Azmir: ooo ya ka??
[15:15:34] Azmir: patutla besaq
[15:15:43] Bojol: utk computer
[15:15:46] Bojol: keskeskes
[15:16:13] Azmir: (Y)
[15:16:27] Transfer of "06 - Ella - Jujur Ta'Kan Melupakanmu.mp3" is complete.
[15:16:31] Azmir: eh
[15:16:33] Azmir: lagu radJA
[15:16:46] Bojol: well spotted
[15:16:55] Azmir: spotted dick [*spotted dick = name sejenis makanan. gi carik kat tesko]
[15:17:29] Bojol: emily dickinson
[15:17:33] Bojol: emily dick in son
[15:17:44] Azmir: dick tracy
[15:18:08] Bojol: dick cerdas [*kesian shin chan]
[15:18:16] Azmir: itu kelakar
[15:18:37] Bojol: biase
[15:18:43] Bojol: zzzz
[15:18:44] Bojol: klas2
[15:18:58] Azmir: kelas ape
[15:19:10] Azmir: kelas start 5 mins after the hour
[15:19:13] Azmir: skrg dah 16 past
[15:19:20] Bojol: klas kol 4
[15:19:29] Bojol: ade urusan kat posto
[15:19:35] Azmir: weh
[15:19:38] Azmir: mintak belikan setem
[15:19:40] Azmir: 1st class
[15:19:43] Azmir: dalam...3 cukup la
[15:19:45] Azmir: boleh?
[15:19:47] Azmir: nnt aku bayar balik
[15:19:53] Azmir: sekainnn terima kasih
[15:19:54] Bojol: motif?
[15:20:00] Azmir: aku ade urusan posto gak
[15:20:04] Azmir: hoho
[15:20:30] Bojol: yergh
[15:20:38] Bojol: berape hargenye stemp
[15:20:55] Azmir: tak ignat..dlm 50p with SD 10 pence kot
[15:20:58] Azmir: beli je lah
[15:21:06] Azmir: ahaha
[15:21:07] Bojol: ye ler aku nak bawak duit kecik
[15:21:11] Azmir: oooooooo
[15:21:16] Bojol: pissing off laaa
[15:21:16] Azmir: la pakai debit card takleh
[15:21:18] Azmir: lg mudah
[15:21:24] Bojol: pissed on
[15:21:31] Azmir: goreng pissang

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[10:33:05] Bojol: ko gi ke dinner isoc
[10:34:11] Azmir: ooo
[10:34:13] Azmir: buleh gak
[10:34:17] Azmir: 5.30 kan
[10:34:43] Bojol: yeayeah
[10:34:49] Bojol: election + dinner
[10:41:50] Azmir: aku rase election week 5 la
[10:41:54] Azmir: arini cam nak introduce pasal election
[10:41:59] Bojol: oooooooooooooooooooooooo
[10:42:02] Bojol: mana2 laaa
[10:42:06] Bojol: janji dina ada [*dina = dinner, versi aloq staq]
[10:42:14] Azmir: dina?
[10:42:16] Azmir: ehehehe
[10:42:17] Bojol: ya
[10:42:18] Bojol: dina
[10:42:22] Azmir: dina izzeang
[10:42:30] Bojol: ohohho
[10:42:33] Azmir: dina nur azhana
[10:42:35] Bojol: siapa gerangan?
[10:42:35] Azmir: nur dina samsudin
[10:42:42] Bojol: dinaso?
[10:42:50] Azmir: dina Msian Idol
[10:42:51] Azmir: wahahahhahahhahahah
[10:42:54] Bojol: dina taj?
[10:42:57] Bojol: hahaha
[10:42:57] Azmir: itu denoso boddoh
[10:43:08] Azmir: dina farah aida mimi
[10:43:17] Bojol: wang dina
[10:43:21] Bojol: dina emas
[10:43:29] Bojol: reon kadina
[10:43:35] Azmir: daun pudina
[10:43:41] Azmir: wardina saffiyah
[10:43:44] Bojol: dinasihatkan
[10:44:01] Azmir: ahaahahhahahahaha
[10:44:03] Azmir: :haha
[10:44:05] Azmir: itu lawak
[10:44:14] Bojol: tenkiu
[10:44:16] Azmir: dinasti ming
[10:44:55] Bojol: dina
[10:45:08] Bojol: ah
[10:45:30] Azmir: aiiiiiiiiiii aiiiii....
[10:46:14] Azmir: takpe nnt die dtg sini
[10:46:22] Azmir: kohkoh
[10:46:59] Bojol: sape datang
[10:47:26] Bojol: ramskay
[10:48:11] Azmir: ade aa
[10:48:14] Azmir: dah gua nak ciao
[10:48:22] Azmir: nnt nak gi dina sile la ajak jgn segan2
[10:48:24] Azmir: ciaoo
[10:48:25] Azmir: wassalm
[10:48:30] Bojol: shuh2

[*name2 yang disebut takde kaitan dengan yang masih hidup ataupon yang dah tak hidup]

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Sekian, wassalamualaikum.